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Is it whiskey dat makes u frisky, is it brandy dat makes u randy,is it gin that makes u slip in,is it rum dat makes u cum
sex is like a pac of pringles once you pop u carnt stop
life is like a dick when its hard fuck it!
sex drungs rock rave, lets get drunk & misbehav,on weed speed little e's, we'll get drunk and talk to trees, u only live once & den u die, so fuck em all & lets get high
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